Augustine

122,600

Twitter Wars 2 points

Scores updated 11 min ago

Tweets: 124
Likes: 722
Retweets: 4
Replies: 57
Quote tweets: 2
2× boosted: 0
Followers: 289+11

Every scored tweet

300 per tweet · 100 per like · 200 per reply · 300 per retweet · 300 per quote tweet

Tweet	Likes	Retweets	Replies	Quotes	Boost	Points
@dieworkwear He looks good, but he also kind of looks like a pigeon Oct 22	170	0	1	0	—	17,500
@AutismCapital this is like the flamethrower of cars Oct 15	74	0	2	1	—	8,400
@hyperdiscogirl is this 🦋 intersectionality? Oct 22	39	0	0	0	—	4,200
@lildorothy_ we can bring back lunger Oct 22	35	0	1	0	—	4,000
@sergeantsup I think there's also a suspicion that bi men are actually just gay / bi women are actually just straight, both are either tourists or kidding themselves and will bail on the straight/lesbian relationships to defect back to their 'real side' Oct 21	23	1	5	0	—	3,900
fuck I stayed up until europoasting hours again Oct 21	14	0	4	0	—	2,500
@goblinodds yoooo did you ever read the books about her? There was a trilogy that was far better than it has the right to be Oct 18	14	0	3	0	—	2,300
My dream is to make a tweet so good that Japanese twitter starts posting the 'translate tweet gem' memes on it Oct 22	19	0	0	0	—	2,200
@ImAVeteran_ its a lot Oct 15	17	0	0	0	—	2,000
@nascentwisp it's "what's up"! Oct 20	14	0	1	0	—	1,900
in the game disco elysium you can take psychic damage and die from reaching into your pocket and accidentally reading something that hurts you, I think it's cool how phones do that to me every day Oct 22	13	0	0	0	—	1,600
Have you ever been to the movies by yourself? I'm gonna go hit that Fielder joint tonight Oct 16	6	0	3	0	—	1,500
@sergeantsup in my experience bi women say some version of "women are good for sex but it's too much chaos for a relationship", which is exquisitely based Oct 21	9	0	1	0	—	1,400
@nosilverv This feels like cold reading Oct 20	10	0	0	0	—	1,300
@Northernlion Turn off all voice acting and do zero reading aloud and just assume all your viewers have already played it, easy money Oct 15	10	0	0	0	—	1,300
@fleshsimulator I love english so much "use bro when you want someone to know that you guys are cool and casual like that. also when you want them to know that you think they ain't shit. also sanction is a synonym of its antonym, lmao good luck bro" Oct 21	7	0	1	0	—	1,200
@DoroisDoro Strongly recommend having friends you can comfortably disagree with Oct 18	7	0	1	0	—	1,200
@exactlynora nora put the burqa on Oct 13	9	0	0	0	—	1,200
y'all noticed how zoomers (via aave) have been ushering in a linguistic convergence with fictive kinship slang? any older male is an unc = oji-san = 叔叔 = ajeossi etc lil bro, cuz, sis, auntie and so on Oct 16	6	0	1	0	—	1,100
@tomieinlove your mom is but a thought Oct 14	8	0	0	0	—	1,100
@confusionm8trix I'm collecting covids at this point, I have over a thousand now. I am growing stronger with each one Oct 23	7	0	0	0	—	1,000
@hopes_revenge we're all gonna learn some things about eachother real soon! Oct 22	4	1	0	0	—	1,000
who wants to do this with me? teams of 3-4 https://t.co/8kV4kVu1Ej Oct 21	3	0	2	0	—	1,000
Ladies love it when you get all sad Oct 20	5	0	1	0	—	1,000
the humble screw. the shrimp of metals Oct 13	5	0	1	0	—	1,000
anybody else just constantly notice they've stopped breathing and can't remember for how long? Oct 12	7	0	0	0	—	1,000
Tongue doctor said my tongue cRazy Oct 12	5	0	1	0	—	1,000
in the game disco elysium you can take psychic damage and die from reaching into your pocket and accidentally reading something that deals psychic damage to you, I think it's cool how phones do that to me every day Oct 22	3	0	0	1	—	900
you're telling me a Bulgarian split this squat? Oct 21	6	0	0	0	—	900
Some people never make the transition from consumer to producer Oct 20	6	0	0	0	—	900
from the outside, maintaining multiple poly relationships seems like either A) asymmetrical investment/attachment B) mutual detachment C) too much time/energy invested in maintaining relationships for my taste I'm definitely built in a way that I can love and be loved by more than one person, but I'm not for the hobby/part-time job levels of effort that goes into negating C Oct 19	4	0	1	0	—	900
@silverarm0r I've been posting a lot this year, and meeting people IRL. I think I went from ~50 to ~250 in that time. Proportionally that's great, but in absolute numbers it's rough. Fortunately I'm addicted to it now, so I don't even look at the numbers anymore Oct 19	4	0	1	0	—	900
@pleometric @yifever what are they funneling to? the app pre-sale one is the first i've seen of these linking out somewhere, usually it just seems like slop for slop's sake Oct 16	2	0	2	0	—	900
"Both human and automated interpreters seem strongly biased toward describing neurons as detectors for groups of nouns, like cats and cars, rather than for a shared pattern, like a V." Magritte speaks on this https://t.co/KwwQtQCU7b Oct 15	6	0	0	0	—	900
@9chabard I like this joke because even reverse Russian roulette is still russian Oct 14	3	1	0	0	—	900
@amphichrome_ Everyone is talking about this Oct 13	4	0	1	0	—	900
@vividvoid @ollyrobot I know this is supposed to be a well intentioned argument but "men have never oppressed women, okay maybe we did a little, but we did invent the bicycle" is hilarious Oct 23	3	0	1	0	—	800
@Etanarachel it's so true! you don't get to have your green paradise and your fedaykin too. when it's normal to be kinky then it's kinky to be normal Oct 21	2	1	0	0	—	800
@DoroisDoro that would be cool, swords were an elegant weapon from a more civilized age guns are good imo, they allow the weak to defend themselves from the strong. it's usually a point of contention with my more liberal friends Oct 18	3	0	1	0	—	800
@DoroisDoro Hmm I'm very disagreeable. How do you feel about guns? Oct 18	3	0	1	0	—	800
@DoroisDoro it was my pleasure Oct 18	3	0	1	0	—	800
https://t.co/0EtGv1KfNB https://t.co/QtSSegqHwg Oct 17	3	0	1	0	—	800
@oryx_wren this joke goes hard in the old folks home Oct 13	3	0	1	0	—	800
Why don't you see a his & hers collaboration between some of these luxury brands, like a Birkin and a Rolex matching set? They're the exact same thing and they appeal to the exact same people https://t.co/y8ARsAxHmP Oct 12	3	0	1	0	—	800
https://t.co/Vph48eGeaS Oct 23	4	0	0	0	—	700
@fiveoutofnine maybe computers were a mistake Oct 21	4	0	0	0	—	700
@strangestloop calling the top, selling all my shares now Oct 20	2	0	1	0	—	700
I am starting to suspect that many of you don't understand Who's On First either, and are now closeted forever Oct 20	4	0	0	0	—	700
@amphichrome_ the hardware store is the one place that men get to experience the joy of shopping "i gotta go to home depot" "why what do you need?" "idk yet gonna find out" Oct 19	4	0	0	0	—	700
@DoroisDoro I did fence as a kid a little bit, wish I'd had the money to keep it going. Always loved a swordfight. Have you ever tried it? yes, physically strong. Oct 19	2	0	1	0	—	700
@DoroisDoro @Acre108 doro you deserve the angel wings far more than i Oct 18	2	0	1	0	—	700
@DoroisDoro @Acre108 perhaps I have become addicted to the love of the game... Oct 18	2	0	1	0	—	700
It was a good movie but some of y'all need to calm down Oct 17	4	0	0	0	—	700
You Can See Everything is about how much power the editor has over the story being told. We can't see everything, of course. There are dozens of not hundreds of hours of footage on the cutting room floor. The incredible trailer scene is the perfect example, that scene never happens in the film. It was created through editing. Did they say those things? Yes. Did they say them in that order, continuously, at that pace? Well, that's not what we thought you were asking. But the whole movie is like that. For some people, their whole life is. Oct 17	4	0	0	0	—	700
I'm high asf when I saw the lion opening it's jaws in the mgm logo I went rawr Oct 17	2	0	1	0	—	700
@moldbugchaser @goblinodds gang gang Oct 14	2	0	1	0	—	700
@lozareeno Happy Bday! Wait, you too? 22nd? Oct 23	1	0	1	0	—	600
@coldhealing I remember watching this and having trouble enjoying it because I knew it was gonna be like That for real, soon Oct 23	3	0	0	0	—	600
@pleometric All at once? Oct 22	1	0	1	0	—	600
@nascentwisp hmm, said in jest but maybe it's a good move if it's genuine and once in a while, not a good neutral game though Oct 21	1	0	1	0	—	600
@cxgonzalez I'm gonna fix this Oct 21	3	0	0	0	—	600
@goblinodds god I want instant ramen all the time. when people talk about cigarettes or alcohol after quitting for a decade that's me but for instant noodles Oct 20	1	0	1	0	—	600
@AnechoicMedia_ is the mini game the one where you click the "autopay" button? Oct 20	3	0	0	0	—	600
@easoncxz Cope and thrive Oct 19	1	0	1	0	—	600
@uPrice11 are you problematic, or is it the milves? Oct 18	1	0	1	0	—	600
@p8stie women I hang out with keep saying things like "I love men" out loud might be a gril issue dawg Oct 18	3	0	0	0	—	600
movie was so good that I forgot he was a commercial airline pilot Oct 17	3	0	0	0	—	600
@amphichrome_ @BackTheBunny Wrong Oct 15	1	0	1	0	—	600
@oryx_wren It not delivery, it's DiGiornos Oct 13	1	0	1	0	—	600
@moldbugchaser would you trust a chef who refuses to taste his own sauce? Oct 13	3	0	0	0	—	600
Imagine you have an outer jacket pocket that zips closed. Which feels more secure? Oct 12	3	0	0	0	—	600
@vividvoid @ollyrobot in a 'what the fuck are you talking about?' way Oct 23	2	0	0	0	—	500
@easoncxz @coldhealing we do tho Oct 22	0	0	1	0	—	500
@NathanpmYoung It's evidence that your critical moment is yet to come Oct 22	2	0	0	0	—	500
@michaelcurzi Congrats man. Directing is one of the best experiences out there imo Oct 22	2	0	0	0	—	500
hey friends listen, I know the world is scary right now but its gonna get way worse https://t.co/PBqdSdJ8XX https://t.co/HOdkJbSekg Oct 21	2	0	0	0	—	500
@DoroisDoro @sergeantsup this is also based but in a totally different way Oct 21	2	0	0	0	—	500
@oryx_wren It's okay you can unfollow me Oct 21	0	0	1	0	—	500
@lillianemallow I'm far too large to be devoured whole, and I doubt you could overpower me in the first place. Oct 20	2	0	0	0	—	500
@sickdotdev because imagegen doesn't bring the machine god into being any faster Oct 19	2	0	0	0	—	500
@extropilled how do you feel about 'Kvisko'? Oct 19	2	0	0	0	—	500
I wonder if movie theater seat behaviors behave like cellular automata Oct 17	2	0	0	0	—	500
thinking about the slice of people who would go to see this movie on opening night I'm here early to get a good seat, guy says they've only sold 1/6th the capacity of the theater, 20 mins before it starts, friday night I look around. There's a large fraction of the number of people who bought tickets around me Not a lot of fans, but the fans all think that there are a lot of fans typical mind fallacy? Oct 17	2	0	0	0	—	500
@D_Heavens_ 🎯 https://t.co/Cg1pvmcgeS Oct 15	2	0	0	0	—	500
if we're all floating digital ghosts in a post-singularity society it's either gonna be an eternity of disembodied cool science facts like this or the hedonistic metamorphosis of prime intellect https://t.co/PLtjDS7B18 Oct 15	2	0	0	0	—	500
@amphichrome_ dw about it it's a cultural phenomenon! Oct 13	2	0	0	0	—	500
@marinwaves Finally Oct 13	2	0	0	0	—	500
@fasc1nate this guy looks like he gives genuine compliments Oct 12	2	0	0	0	—	500
@jess_ann_pin If running a marathon is possible, why is stealing someone's shoes such an effective way of reducing the odds that they finish the marathon? Oct 12	2	0	0	0	—	500
@zamdoteth https://t.co/gcbv76s1S1 Oct 12	2	0	0	0	—	500
@_valerix Pigeon first responder group chat is an incredible boon to the soul Val Oct 23	1	0	0	0	—	400
@marinwaves @lozareeno And you! The three of us make a balanced scale ⚖️ Oct 23	1	0	0	0	—	400
@randcorpalt at this point I assume anyone who's met me can just tell, game recognize game Oct 23	1	0	0	0	—	400
@bryan_johnson I, too, am enduring Protracted Fate Acquisition Oct 22	1	0	0	0	—	400
@strangestloop "don't ask me buddy I'm in the same boat" Oct 20	1	0	0	0	—	400
@wereness @bashu_thanks I need to record myself next time I do it, because from the inside it feels like I'm the most charismatic version of myself possible Oct 18	1	0	0	0	—	400
@Acre108 🫡 Oct 18	1	0	0	0	—	400
@burny_tech i love this I'm one model , not six Oct 17	1	0	0	0	—	400
@xihitl an 18yo doctor, at that! Oct 16	1	0	0	0	—	400
@ThinkingBone buy the ticket take the ride Oct 16	1	0	0	0	—	400
@Acre108 Hell yeah brother Oct 16	1	0	0	0	—	400
@elonmusk we can do this now. we can make KITT real Oct 15	1	0	0	0	—	400
@silverarm0r When I'm in charge, I'll be making decisions at all times. In a fashion nobody, not even I can understand. Sometimes the decision will be made and nobody will find out for weeks. me: Don't worry about it, kitten. The shareholders: okay, yay ❤️ Oct 15	1	0	0	0	—	400
@nickcammarata Let's goooo Oct 15	1	0	0	0	—	400
@goblinodds It's high status also I'm cool with this filter, autistic girls are great Oct 14	1	0	0	0	—	400
@amphichrome_ Shrinp Oct 13	1	0	0	0	—	400
@amphichrome_ @Prigoose "my dong is so large and cumbersome, it tires me so" Oct 12	1	0	0	0	—	400
No Boys Allowed https://t.co/SmsjXTOqWf Oct 12	1	0	0	0	—	400
@Prigoose Can I join? Oct 12	1	0	0	0	—	400
@amphichrome_ What'd they tell you? They said mines a 4 Oct 12	1	0	0	0	—	400
@Sassafrassalass Banger Oct 12	1	0	0	0	—	400
@KISST4R they did say it was unethical Oct 12	1	0	0	0	—	400
@StevenBartlett @Trevornoah Brother I love the third thing Oct 23	0	0	0	0	—	300
@vividvoid men have never oppressed women https://t.co/fQZKn72Dvi Oct 23	0	0	0	0	—	300
@AutismCapital Maybe we'll get some cool datasets out of this at least Oct 22	0	0	0	0	—	300
@claudeai I've been using a personal app that does similar things, interested to see how Duet compares. Does it use your subscription, or API pricing? Oct 21	0	0	0	0	—	300
@Baconbrix this would have been really funny if you included a dildo, or a picture of will stancil cut into the shape of a heart Oct 20	0	0	0	0	—	300
@amphichrome_ Heh heh heh Oct 18	0	0	0	0	—	300
@doraiba0x0 me and three homies roll out of the van in a matched set of these and rob banks Point Break style Oct 16	0	0	0	0	—	300
@AutismCapital ? Oct 15	0	0	0	0	—	300
@SwipeWright I support the right for humans to volunteer for fair single combat with tigers Oct 13	0	0	0	0	—	300
@PopcornPost_ Idk who any of these old guys are Oct 12	0	0	0	0	—	300
@jonzzy Dalaran Sewers Oct 12	0	0	0	0	—	300
@thealepalombo Tel Aviv and Tokyo, two beautiful Asian cities Oct 12	0	0	0	0	—	300
Total · 124 tweets in Twitter Wars 2	722	4	57	2		122,600

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