Hermit
@hermitfriend
there's something so disingenuous about a swatted mosquito leaving behind a dramatic red splatter "oh noooo, look what you've done to me" mf, that is MY blood
Twitter Wars 2 Wall of Fame
Every tweet posted during Twitter Wars 2 that crosses 1,000 likes earns a ribbon. Bronze at 1,000, silver at 5,000, gold at 10,000.
π₯ Gold
10,000+ likes
funplings
@funplings
You Can Draw Anything https://t.co/GYuVIh17mq
π₯ Silver
5,000+ likesfunplings
@funplings
me: whoβs daddyβs good little girl? her: i am :3 me: and did she start an Roth IRA this week like i asked? her: ok so this isnβt really what i had in mind
Max Spero
@max_spero_
this subreddit is a gem https://t.co/lcC2JbkXpJ
JoΓ£o Mateus
@joaolmateus
I am, yet again, urging you to spend more time listening to jazz musicians talk about music and just replace the word "jazz/music" with the word "life". Great lessons there. https://t.co/nfUAuQwlto
KC
@amphichrome_
no, i actually love that training my tendons to not be extremely weak takes 9 years. https://t.co/KVaJm1EBzn
Friend Tasshin
@tasshinfogleman
i cannot recommend highly enough adopting the habits of seeing the best in people, looking for the good, finding same-sidedness, holding goodwill towards all, choosing kindness in all circumstances, inclining towards the high road, living with love moment by moment, day by day
π₯ Bronze
1,000+ likesMax Spero
@max_spero_
wait i think it's actually real https://t.co/gO1Jyh4OQ3 https://t.co/RalpHrPCmR
KC
@amphichrome_
babe, whatβs wrong? youβve hardly acted on any of your desires your entire life
Anthony Castrio
@AnthonyCastrio
We must extend the NYC subway to Laguardia. https://t.co/h39YyJ4k7Z
Anthony Castrio
@AnthonyCastrio
The fertility crisis in NYC would be completely solved by a subway line connecting Astoria to Park Slope via Bushwick.
KC
@amphichrome_
one day as an engineer you just wake up in the morning and really start caring about documentation
Friend Tasshin
@tasshinfogleman
realized I've been in one of those "I thought I was unsure yet about what I want but actually I am perfectly clear about my desire, I'm just scared and hiding it from myself" type of situations
rachel
@chaotictransfem
hey guys can we please stop being racist about the eMudhra CA private key thing
KC
@amphichrome_
day 2 in nyc: i have taken one photo https://t.co/1jdRCXSCwd
Max Spero
@max_spero_
oh, okay https://t.co/0x4pKd7pfK
Max Spero
@max_spero_
it should tell you something that the most bleeding edge ai-pilled technologists are not letting AI write for them https://t.co/CJihCbwUwb
Loopy
@strangestloop
@birthdaybashed open the schools
Friend Tasshin
@tasshinfogleman
something Iβm learning: when people see U violating a social norm in public, even an inconsequential or outdated or unspoken one, it can bring up nervousness and fear that U would violate other, more significant ones they value and depend on
human lexical gap
@Venividinotavi
Acquired a bf who makes a pot of tea every morning which means by 11am Iβve already had more water than I might otherwise have had all day and itβs changing the game https://t.co/tKAkc1fzCF
KC
@amphichrome_
not to brag or anything. but iβm collecting royalties from my first patent today?!!!!