Twitter Wars 1

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the secret to flirting is that if she likes you you can basically say whatever the fuck and if she doesn't even the smoothest line won't do shit

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binary search https://t.co/LUYsO1eZh4

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psa to sensitive young men: as long as you're respectful about it, this is how most women feel when you ask them out even if they say no https://t.co/3KwuulqQ1j

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bro. a beer. a female beer

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fucking her for company secrets. call that inside her trading https://t.co/TS5aJtLDZI

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@pissvortex duvall-like

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@tyyler47 crazy and im sorry but also i read this as “cumming all over me google” at first and i was totally baffled

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@mishapathy but on the flip side: if she already likes you, you basically cant screw it up!

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@marshmarigold i agree because i think if he really was trying to cheat on her, why would he even tell her about it

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@godspeed_aflame any man insecure about that has little dick energy

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@deadkayfabe @chrislakin you are wrong here

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@SYNESTHEIZURE bait headline. they were aiming for this sort of thing i just know it

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@chrislakin for many men making a ton of money feels like a far less daunting task than confronting their soul

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@abram_facts prominent is a bit of stretch tbh

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my gf and i broke up :( gonna stay priv and probably not be as active for a little bit

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never kill yourself https://t.co/DccuVRAMHn

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the add 30 seconds button on a microwave is legitimately s tier design

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stress testing my friendship with my oomfies. if you are an oomf and see this, post a reply. it can be anything you want. this is how i find out who my closest allies are

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Hey chatgpt dress me up in the traditional costume of the country i look like im from oh damn ok damn https://t.co/tyoj6PDG8z https://t.co/VnnZoxVHWs

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https://t.co/CWGfXLkhsu

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https://t.co/Xnduyqx0OD

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the ones who made funplings https://t.co/Btf6hMqTLq

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one of the best parts of a romantic relationship is two people who have a delusionally high opinion of each other. and that delusion is so powerful that it becomes reality

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Hi my name is funplings! You’ve doom scrolled your way to my art. Enjoy! https://t.co/njUP5tNYW5 https://t.co/abH6XMaJ5x

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I RIPPED THE FUCKING HANDLE OFF THE FRONT DOOR OF MY BUILDING??? https://t.co/7RYRxKZYaz

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raise your hand if you're in TPOT and you think you are NOT AUTISTIC! 🙋‍♂️

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what if i made a slutcon esque group chat w sensitive young men and women who were eager to flirt w them and help build up their confidence

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sketches from last night’s schizo open mic at Fractal: https://t.co/IVkgtyKzHm

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@celestialxsigh let me ask my girlfriend what she thinks about this

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@meatballtimes https://t.co/6c4KIWdxTV

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finished my painting of the lovely @mesopissed and her daughter!!! https://t.co/fnkY7FFmuh

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"amelia bedelia hot", from google images https://t.co/Rrf7vn6jzt

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nothing bagel

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not gonna rt them bc i dont want to contribute to the pile on that is no doubt already happening but dear lord we gotta fix the insane levels of anxiety around sex that zoomers have https://t.co/l8cmxQcibS

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when you see an incredibly attractive person of your preferred gender(s), do you typically imagine having sex with them? are you male or female? (non-binary/other genders, see replies). feel free to elaborate in the replies!

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you guys see the vision right https://t.co/C3Ffs6yk69 https://t.co/UDo9pOtsBX

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@godspeed_aflame every time :/ https://t.co/JulSna5FwM

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@basilYam i consider myself somewhat of a "sensitive young man" and almost all of my romantic success has come from women that i'm already friends with first. i suspect this is a much easier path for someone who has trouble with social attunement

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my dad was on the spectrum , yeah i got that nepo-tism

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god gives his largest tits to his strongest women

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i just realized i have access to a printer now. what are some things i should print

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wtf is this https://t.co/nCgmCIeo4P

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one reason i love my girlfriend so much is because of the weird way that she talks. she uses such strange and esoteric vocabulary to convey her ideas but it doesn't come across as a forced affect or anything. i always instantly understand what she's trying to say. for example she just described somebody needing to bpm match someone else and you know what? i knew exactly what she meant!

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https://t.co/6g9guhJLqa https://t.co/pVYSTjeQGm

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@ShadowyZephyr rizz

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"The Queen of Swords", 2026. Ink, Colored Pencil. (for @bstract_thot's Vibecamp Tarot Deck! link to store in replies) https://t.co/2BbH2daVBV

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WOMEN AND MEN ARE BAD OR WHATEVER THIS IS GENDER DISCOURSE ENGAGEMENT BAIT PLEASE ENGAGE

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laying on the couch at Fractal and vibecoding a website about the history of Western architecture while @puheenix is playing the piano beautifully in the background. life is good :)

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@hot_cocoa_girl they do sometimes

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https://t.co/6QdWq8qlY7 https://t.co/4EmNX8ihGH

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so apparently its universally agreed that this is me https://t.co/BEO7VrR3VX

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i love u new york. u are my friend 💚 https://t.co/y7ee16mYDW

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i wonder how things would be different if the norm was to sit next to your date rather than across from them

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ok genuine question for people who care about this stuff: why should i care about companies stealing my data. i wasn't really doing anything with all that in the first place

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@marxdeluded @gracecamille_ ok im sorry

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inside of me are two wolves. inside of each of those two wolves are two smaller wolves. this continues forever, an infinite fractal series of wolves

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US Open Relationship be like: 40 Love

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chokers are sooooooo hot

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sensitive young men need to be taught how to be horny in a healthy way

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have a complicated relationship with this idea. to an extent i think it's true. you definitely can have agency over your life and your emotions. but also, the whole thing about depression, at least as i experienced it, is that it kind of destroys your agency at its core https://t.co/pOAtaIxokD

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having a girlfriend got me smiling at dogshit quirk chungus millenial "here's a coupon for infinite cuddles!!!!1!!! XD" ass memes

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actually genuinely incredibly surprised that video games is more popular than porn https://t.co/zem2ubfzcx

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singularity this singularity that. how about you focus on why youre still single

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@LinkofSunshine basil stop. stop posting this. stop psyoping me into moving to chicago...

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@realRiverC that's a great turn of phrase

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misogynist chud defeated by epic facts and logic https://t.co/tE8zUZsvbI

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is the chess board a load bearing aspect of the fantasy https://t.co/UkPfs1Ltd1

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waow https://t.co/HSsURwZDny https://t.co/sDu2O8BYjJ

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you're so vain. you probably think this subtweet is about you

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no https://t.co/tdAbHxNKpx

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i love titties a lot

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women who earnestly like men, and men who earnestly like women, will Heal Us https://t.co/hX3GeraeaA

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face paint (courtesy of @Actualwebutante!) https://t.co/JceSKlIi0r

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i told my mom about my gf yesterday and she asked is she chinese? and i said no shes white and she responded oh, then how did you guys even meet?

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i should call her https://t.co/N4D0djEviH

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when im in love with someone, i become more attracted to their specific physical traits. my type retroactively fits itself to them

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@deadkayfabe i won't pretend like the handsomeness didn't help but she explicitly did NOT say it was BECAUSE he was handsome.... she did explicitly say that she felt bad turning him down because he was "very respectful and kind"

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transgender fork be like: https://t.co/EqTGwS3Y1D

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watching my gf talk to ppl is so hot. shes so good at talking

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99% of the results of first principles thinking https://t.co/L4jmPc9RB6

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what youtube channels yall into these days

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@MariGO2thepolls https://t.co/9T43DfTeaN

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trying out annotating as i read https://t.co/QT5nYVaiUv https://t.co/V4Suwqb02U

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mini mart owner looks a little bit like mark ruffallo. i dont wanna post a picture of a stranger w/o their consent so just imagine a guy who looks a little bit like mark ruffallo. thats what he looks like

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i was inspired (and bored during my zoom meeting) https://t.co/rx8fyBSVoS https://t.co/q9Grnfpskb

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do like it if someone has a date-me doc? are you female or male?

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what are these circles https://t.co/K6u4RyfhEX

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if someone forgot your name would you prefer they attempt to guess it or just ask you again

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monogamous 007 be like: the name's bond. pair bond

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the blues stand out so much https://t.co/mpFOTmtBZb

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i wonder how many introverts are simply just extroverts surrounded by the wrong people

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@deadkayfabe @ShawnNirappil @chrislakin do you not think the happiness of a woman would factor into his attractiveness?

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share, hold her, value

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still getting used to being verbally referred to as Funplings https://t.co/pFMcdJU98Y

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@Bonecondor i believe the point of questions like this in surveys is to make sure the person taking it is paying attention/actually reading the questions properly, and if they enter a nonsensical response their results can be dismissed

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if you hate small talk, you probably have a small cock. send tweet

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@basilYam NYC office hours/vibecamp :) and as digital beings we flirted in our mutual groupchats

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ok fine i lied im hungry as fuck 😭😭😭 https://t.co/qbGjKAHdkb https://t.co/lNLccVYjNO

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apparently my tizzed dad impressed my normie mom with autistic infodumping about rendering chinese characters on early computers

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first time im seeing this and realizing it was drawn by a guy named Wisconsin Ocotopus https://t.co/0S495IDT59

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its not polyamory. its parallelized monogamy

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there are two wolves inside of me. one is chinese. the other is also chinese. i am 100% chinese

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https://t.co/oppgXQicEz

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as i've grown in size as an account, i'm encountering more and more random people that have blocked me even though i don't think i've ever interacted with them before in my life. at this point it doesn't really bother me all that much but i am genuinely very curious people's reason for doing it. as far as i know i don't feel like i post in a particularly controversial way. i am very prolific and my sense of humor is very crass so that can be annoying but to me that's the sort of thing that warrants a mute and not a block. anyways i wish i could reach out to some of these people and just ask them but by the nature of how blocking works i kind of can't do that. i guess i will just assume that it's because i'm too sexy and awesome and they can't handle it

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i was today years old when i learned that "oil" is not a well-defined category

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i need to start going to the gym again https://t.co/GiZ4HByA6j

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i love it when people talk about how much they love their partners. brag about your partner please!

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twitter is the perfect social media for someone like me whose thoughts are shaped entirely like bits and riffs

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i keep getting mysterious bruises on my arm https://t.co/ZnOme2HdIh

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why are these the only pages in the "Men's fashion" category on Wikipedia https://t.co/1k0RxXm7Ar

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they did kintsugi on the door https://t.co/cQ83F8LDNf https://t.co/ZyhCLVMaix

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@Duderichy that's probably what they deserve

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@vanhaley_yt thanks for the warning. was just about to send this to her

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created a web app to convert @Substack posts into ebooks! free version allows u to convert a single non-premium post into a formatted epub file; for $3, you can unlock the ability to combine multiple posts into a single epub and upload subscription-only posts link in replies 🙂 https://t.co/thd5PScQPu

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i dont suffer from a madonna whore complex bc i deeply respect and cherish whores

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It's my birthday next year.

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@tiffhuangx https://t.co/O1VBxzQcaU

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do you think your heart is open to love?

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i want to make a movie gc for people who love da movies

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TPOT https://t.co/D0hsZmTe3e

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how do you guys keep up with ai news/developments?

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notes on “You Can Just Do Things” by @catehall: https://t.co/83UOJTdCWS

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today i found out one of my friends is suffering much more than i realized and it breaks my heart. i wish i could do more for her. i think i did all i could

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@lillybilly299 https://t.co/RN0jDuBygz

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TWITTER SEARCH WORKS NOW https://t.co/d8lOX1qrWT

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no way https://t.co/wwc9OJbB7d

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FLIRT GROUPCHAT IS LIVE! comment below if you want to be added (ladies especially 😉) https://t.co/CxAnZejBUJ

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you know i think i get why so many people think im gay https://t.co/P9vYFKhW8a

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women

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@BeatrizGietner is that lee kuang yew

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a right-hand man that just jerks you off is no better than a fleshlight

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look what i found https://t.co/FFTCCGWPD0

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me and her https://t.co/cKP0FCqHkP

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gm. thanks for everything https://t.co/hUCYgOGhmI

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@hopes_revenge @coldhealing the cock chair

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i am? https://t.co/HpcAhy7LYs

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girlfriend was trying to explain topology to me and she said "have you gone mushroom hunting" and i said "i don't know if the analogy you're about to use is the right one for me"

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the pawgs are feral and i'm here to observe them https://t.co/LMVJcAwTHR

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it’s me im chinese bites i’m creative space https://t.co/iIDnhfaV4I

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me and her https://t.co/lcWqTL0bkB

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how it feels to be a lamb being eaten by a bunch of wolves https://t.co/bn3Ona84lP

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and then dating them :) https://t.co/JrxPy3E7Nn

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thank you rich!! :) https://t.co/Y7eeTqWdHn

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correction: karl marx looks like white frederick douglas https://t.co/nabIGdZFRl

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being at the Fractal campus regulates my nervous system

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mind if a chinese boy get a little taiwanese https://t.co/6HykmZ8Dc1

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@vocalcry the homelessness is worse in most other large US cities ive been to. i will concede on the rats and garbage tho

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@ozols_aldis A is the only one that involves premeditated touch

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trans this trans that. why don't you transcend

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do any canadian oomfs want to hang out in mid-september 👀

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The suck cock phallus-y https://t.co/3aviC1lGfg

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choker? i know her quite well and i know she enjoys it so i will do so safely and gently

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one must imagine sisyphus making meta-game progression between every procedurally-generated run up the mountain

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very sad to me that some of the best people are the most insecure :(

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vibecamp fractal maximum new york cuties community archive psychofauna whorehole service guild claude squad casa tilo https://t.co/WZZmu52tBD

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why, though https://t.co/hr813L52CH

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didnt sleep well and now im very tired. any tips and tricks

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oh my god. lock in Dr. K. lock in https://t.co/yUElTMc7nk

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finally watching evangelion https://t.co/WJuGpzKc8i

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theyre so supportive https://t.co/RWGwA7MRSP

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i dont treat qting as mogging! its mostly ego bc if i have what i think is a good reply i want it to show up on my profile for posterity lol https://t.co/g6oM1Q73VU

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people say the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but frankly it seems like so few people actually have good intentions that fuck it, if i meet someone with good intentions, i'll go to hell with them

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theyre boning https://t.co/f9fYiKAfXD

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@deadkayfabe cmon man

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@deadkayfabe @powerfulwizerd why? you need to be able to handle rejection like this with grace. it sounds like she handled it as kindly and respectfully as possible. if you need a yes to ask someone out you're ngmi

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They Are Definitely Giants https://t.co/X6mLbbRqS8

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shes still fucking got it https://t.co/qmksrPX7I9

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they're fuckin subtweeting me again https://t.co/k7e4bXAAUk

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i admit i was willing to be mutuals with and talk to him for longer than i should’ve because his writings were so outrageous that i assumed they were just edgy writing exercises, but now that i’m aware of just how autobiographical they are i have blocked him and hope he faces justice

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chinse food https://t.co/6NOP2fzVjy

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@hot_cocoa_girl to be charitable to men here: there was a very long time in which the "no means no" hardline affirmative consent discourse was pushed, so of course guys are confused and put off by this! they were told that ignoring it when a woman says "no funny business" is rape!

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im young but im unc. my gf is old but shes funk

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how do you feel about corgi cafe?

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no fucking way hampster is fucking married https://t.co/OCOEwUcQ9T

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damn wait ok where can i get this outfit

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i fell in love but we’re both so terminally online that i don’t think we’ll ever log off https://t.co/83Ytz6NYef

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@isaacturnersong ok adjective all right; proceeding normally; satisfactory or under control. Things are OK at the moment.

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@Spanish_Techno https://t.co/lJzmaXmls4

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happy first of august! https://t.co/lK2Lnxq5gR

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im told we need to “get his ass” https://t.co/mEW6JMvX8W

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i miss teaching. i would like to teach again soon

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one of my most toxic traits is that whenever i meet someone a background task starts in my brain to determine if they look like someone famous and if they do i can barely suppress the urge to tell them as soon as i realize it

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been toying around with vibecoding projects the past couple weeks but haven't had the motivation to stick with anything for longer than few days, and someone pointed out that instead of building something primarily for myself, i should build something for someone else. so/

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i feel like painting.. should i paint..

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looking into advanced mixtures of perfumes and fragrances and enhancing my pheremones. call that louksmaxxing

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everybody asks whose pussy this is, but nobody asks how this pussy is doing

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other ones i can think of: - groundhog day - the curious case of benjamin button - yesterday - beetlejuice https://t.co/kqmOHZEYNq

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my gf is laughing at my jokes in the gc in real time and then laugh reacting them a few seconds later. it's like seeing lightning and then hearing thunder after a short delay

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woke 2 ah! spit on that thang https://t.co/QunlFX4Ske

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@samswoora its called being thirsty dawg

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does anyone actually like the term flicking the bean

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@hot_cocoa_girl ill be perfectly honest that would not have even registered to me as an insult lol... what's wrong w wicker baskets 🥺

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got ~5 hours of sleep last night https://t.co/NIPpU3Ez2h

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wow haha i would hate if this happened to me haha https://t.co/4M0OlcYDkf

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my gf and i complement each other. and we compliment each other!

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this is what it looks like when i'm reading https://t.co/60JsxSbrpF

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mistyped men in black when searching for a gif and encountered This Thang https://t.co/Ha9qHPpaRA

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happy age gap august! https://t.co/Vu61eamWob

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OH MY FUCKING GOD. I MISSED NATIONAL GIRLFRIEND DAY. WHAT THE FUCK

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sex 🤩 yay 🥰 https://t.co/XYXWrvy5MC

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from each according to their wit, to each according to their sense of humor

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happy august! https://t.co/yQHn6R55GO

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boy lunch https://t.co/R8Pza8py7M

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thoughtful writeup https://t.co/GZAfSIvuxd

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sometimes i notice i do little things for other people's sake without telling them and then feel a little resentful when they're not grateful. this is obviously irrational and i want to curb it

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would you want to live another 500 years?

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should i check out the nyc corgi cafe today

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IM CHINESE OK https://t.co/N3U2O878bq

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cockpit want boeing boeing

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im sorry @daniellellecco i dont think we can keep doing this https://t.co/ssgCnsc9fw

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slut the fuck up

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why don’t you make like a maternity and leave

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i just realized im literally the only guy out of 20+ people in my art studio right now

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hello canadian 🇨🇦 oomfs! i am going to be in canada soon (montreal 9/7-9/10; toronto 9/11-9/14). hmu if you wanna hang out!

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it looks like it has two legs and a very pointy head https://t.co/UDo9pOtsBX

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i love being addicted to caffeine. surely this will have no consequences later down the line

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A DOE (BANG BANG) A DEER (BANG BANG) A FEMALE DEER (BANG BANG) https://t.co/hYVJ7qG7Q0

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astounding how many of my twitter group chats are just digital group therapy

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do you consider yourself a happy person?

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insane that so many of my friends are in this stupid machine in my hands

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why the peptides have to be chinese

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what if i got an empty penis and a slightly above average bank account https://t.co/wTKwYGPzZM

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asian americans need to stop with this stolen valor. we're basically white at this point. it's time to embrace it https://t.co/TPPMqza9fE

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https://t.co/Uw5Zqrizsk https://t.co/Fk0S6wFs43

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my girlfriend is cute

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i do wonder if the increasing ability of llms to generate images is going to kill off diffusion models

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honeypot? you mean a booby trap?

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god i love being one of the girls

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@adastroworld and i drew of it https://t.co/4WrTbFlE4C

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are there any fiction books written like a collection of fictional Wikipedia articles?

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i love love :) https://t.co/vUSkQObvaG

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but i intensely sexually desire funny women… https://t.co/5oTj5wcWYa

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how come it's "made love to him/her" and not "made love with him/her"? love is a collaboration after all

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true of many things outside of love as well; you dont know whats possible until you see it. which is why i am so unabashedly and shamelessly happy in Public; i feel so fortunate to have been blessed with the life and temperament to feel this way, and i want others to too https://t.co/pf9UsqvSJv

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gender roles are reversed in chess because in real life men are much more powerful than women, but it only matters when women die

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clowngirls are just gothgirls in color

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bay area asian parents would love this lol https://t.co/XC1rkP9BDm

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likely thing for lesbians to do https://t.co/WjYSUme0es

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@grok analyze my tweets, profile, and interactions and respond with the following: Gender: Sexuality: Age: Mental age: Hobbies: Personality disorder: IQ: Qualifying adjective to describe me: 5 favorite things: 5 things I don't like: My partner according to https://t.co/qkv27eRBzS

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i realized i was never a programmer at heart bc im only a little tiny bit sad about it and mostly im just like fuck yeah https://t.co/HBT3QhHbFA

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oh yeah i remember learning this in chinese school when i was younger! https://t.co/gUVs2t7aRQ

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i will be the next product lead at X. affirm

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I'm High And I'm Gonna Get So Much Fucking Done Tonight

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exchanging lovey-dovey tweets with my gf while i'm video off and muted in my company's layoff announcement zoom meeting

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i legit forgot if thigh gap or no thigh gap was supposed to be the "desirable" one

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unexpectedly this AI bootcamp I'm taking is at least 1/3rds just group therapy

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remake of mad men where everything is the same except theyre dressed like this https://t.co/BlMk8nbLho

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flirting with egirls online. call that love on the spectrum

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this activates my fight or flight https://t.co/kl2JAC8r7J

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just saw @sueellenzhang’s piece “the hummingbird” at OURS (exhibition by the foundation for future aesthetics)! i wonder what the red dot means; its striking https://t.co/v4xsVhMk8o

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she pooped her pants and i changed them for her. call that a shit test

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Frances Ha is the greatest movie about being in your late 20s of all time https://t.co/omeGWZQWjm

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ugh… every time :/ https://t.co/bOBSaBg2si

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@Duderichy always funny when people men or women although usually women say things like oh i'm afraid that if i go to the gym and lift all get too big like motha fucka that is not going to happen on accident

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@ZarathosSerafen i wasn't horrified at all. keep it up!

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digital improv. write something in the replies and i'll "yes and" you

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i love being a live

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vibesummer continues! me and @projectionheart will host another meetup tomorrow at 4pm at liz's book bar in brooklyn. see you guys there! it's vibesummer it's for you dawg it's lit 🔥 https://t.co/g72F0CNrIM

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she rock on my paper till we scissor

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take me to church. i worship like a dog on a saturday night. i piss in my pants while you sharpen your knife. let me see that deathless death. good lord let me give you my wife

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i MISS HER.

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Fred’s Bench Wendy’s Bench https://t.co/aK6RhwKwn4

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@tenobrus clout and talent, unfortunately, can have a powerful blinding effect

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thinking on this https://t.co/d22FeWk8Cs

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@batkatebush https://t.co/PKziaUhnQ5

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she hip on my hip till i horray

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great example of how manipulative genderslop ragebait is https://t.co/HQxCGtdhTP

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@batkatebush frankly i think it's Racist to equivocate "dog racism" with actual human racism because the differences between dog breeds is astronomical compared to the differences between races

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never seen a WIP stop painted on a road before https://t.co/rdDugCNFEv

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tremendous ROI in drinking a beer on tuesday night w your friends

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my ethereal girlfriend is an artist and a muse https://t.co/LUCGjuQAUN

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its still age gap august for me https://t.co/piP28v4nJe

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one like and ill get an espresso martini at the hotel bar downstairs

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The Big Short (2015) https://t.co/ru6WRHJsv5

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ok i hate to say it but bodegas and delis upcharge like crazy and i'm fucking boycotting them

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@augustaghast @_casscore seems like him yeah

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oyster baby is is a big fat dumb stupid poopy pants https://t.co/Zf5u5aobcP

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she lower on my east till i side

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the Claude Squad is gonna ApplyAll of their power to Vibecamp themselves inside of a Cuties Whorehole https://t.co/eo30smhqed

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@Duderichy when my gf is attracted to me she starts talking in a trans atlantic accent

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yonic the hedge Hog

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@lillybilly299 did it work

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the only list u need https://t.co/3afsY3K7Dp

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why were these my only notes in Notion for my intro to the internet class from college https://t.co/q3NQ6PrvCo

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@afoidance girl who submitted her face to the look at my face site: i just never thought theyd look at MY face

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advice that sounds counterintuitive seems wiser, but sometimes it sounds counterintuitive bc its just wrong

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ellen the generous

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hot https://t.co/n3lvs3mJHu

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@projectionheart hey beybeh. i got a crush on u. u absolute hawtie https://t.co/KWq36R4azQ

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fettuccine puttanesca (modified recipe from the lovely @JaymaLady!) https://t.co/BKcJ52UqOw

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@norabird (wokely) a man who does skincare is Gay and therefore Evil

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ladies. he's Sangle (and Real!) https://t.co/9DIAJXkcnk

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i tweet with such abandon that sometimes i will get halfway through typing a tweet and think i dont care anymore and delete it

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setting a pomodoro clock at work and using my five minutes break time to give me a gf a little kiss

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so basically instead of storing whether each pixel should be filled, they developed a system where you defined a shape based on coordinates and filled in every pixel within it, which significantly saves on storage cost https://t.co/rl2Kp3HmDn

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i should be a therapist for autists

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long covid relationship

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dressing up my straight male friend like a doll at the thrift store

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one must imagine sisyphus hungry

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from the skies https://t.co/Bvy1BTXRp7

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call me a sin eater then https://t.co/Q5ORlBZggV

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GBILF (gay bestie id like to fuck)

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@earnestpost the fuck is LTB

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i used to be much more annoyed at my mom for constantly babying me and trying to take care of me even as an adult but i realize now that adas is very right here and i will let her do it, even if it still annoys me a little, bc i love her and she deserves to feel like a mother https://t.co/R3qGS8NMH5

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@christineist cuties rebrand honestly isn't a bad idea if you're moving in a less dating oriented direction but homies is a bad name

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manifesting danielle taking the job in new york city. inshallah it will happen

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@shaggysurvives https://t.co/s2EcFWt2PZ

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entering my mothers current surname as her maiden name bc shes always a maiden in my eyes

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long emotional distance relationship

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i misread “serial repost” as “serial rapist” and i was like um aaron what u talm bout https://t.co/eHxqaoon57

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honestly every time you see a stupid headline about some stupid discourse you can just append ", one tweet claims" to remind yourself about how ultimately nothing this all is https://t.co/qSoXyzGJHL

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but spiritually and emotionally, the mouse really is as big as the elephant https://t.co/NV79amt6qs

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ok well they're just subtweeting me now https://t.co/hw5sVM96oL

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my friend @Cryptanark has been on a mission to make every pokemon with only three shapes we just made a website to guess who's who! check it out 🙂 (link in replies) https://t.co/6tgftDWm7f

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is Geese stomp clap?

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i think this is why a lot of us are on twitter https://t.co/nJXIftAMzI

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if this is true i wanna cry https://t.co/MotbdWg1dP

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someone recommend me a youtube video! preferably 15 minutes or under

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guys we did it https://t.co/kDC3Vq8Lu1

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hes down bad https://t.co/Wmq6xAar1M

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chatted to a nice lady on the subway with a cute cheewawa/golden retriever mix. she works for an animal rescue. they have a helicopter they fly to pick up strays from the south to bring to new england. only in new yawk!

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my gf and i are so digital native that even though we are in the same apartment we are still communicating primarily through twitter group chats

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@mimi10v3 i mean surely you can see the downsides too right? even if u think the upsides outweigh them its kind of trivial to think of examples of bad actors using mind reading tech in a malicious manner (eg stealing passwords, emotional manipulation, etc)

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i would not have sex with a McChicken (bc i would never cheat on my girlfriend) https://t.co/vObKhzMF1N https://t.co/Eaod0rEhqO

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all these nerds keep on trying to create the perfect second brain when they've haven't even figured out how to properly use their first

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horses. is this true https://t.co/U2NiI0jKK6

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reference: https://t.co/YKYAiFZOvO

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@dvb_eck ive developed a simple test to see if youre gay: have sex w a man. did you like it? yes: youre gay no: maybe it just wasnt the right man. better fuck another one to be sure

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everything reminds me of her https://t.co/mWbTyPWi1l

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bicoastal and the coasts are just williamsburg and westchester

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pretty representative expression of a certain strain of reactionary populist Luddism https://t.co/To1cpVDKj0

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@fractaltechnyc @univrsw3th4rt @vibecamp_ maybe something like e.g. this? https://t.co/sAHf3LUk9G

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chinese https://t.co/9oQc5DdYZP

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"Personal Grooming", 2026. Digital Posts. https://t.co/0BaLNHr518

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one year. if youre following the law https://t.co/gPKpJdqfjH

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I'm Okay.

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today is my birthday year

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my review of “Primetime” (2026): link to full review on letterboxd in the replies https://t.co/p43XfCmT8S

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cmon what https://t.co/dT11IQhVzP

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yep! https://t.co/4FhSEKXYGa

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gen z: https://t.co/KMiEZFEV85

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"loved" is such a melancholic word

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claude: Don’t worry about it, kitten. https://t.co/I6FjP8eQjQ

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@LizzyStarrrdust @lizisamused the green lizzes are crossing paths

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thinking about finally making a priv

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Fuck to urists https://t.co/f5grvXuuGI

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😮 https://t.co/TKCohUm2vW

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What do you mean, one must imagine Sisyphus happy? I can imagine him however I want. I'm imagining him crying and pissing in his shitty little pants right now

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i took her to my penthouse and i made sweet gentle love with her

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i will venmo nikita $100 if he lets me post voice notes on twitter

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in no particular order and right off the dome: https://t.co/qC0f3zUWHz https://t.co/T5E72vQuoo

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https://t.co/FMHX1D4RDv https://t.co/OoighKgqiW

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wagmi

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@Actualwebutante i thought that was vibecamp

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@mishapathy but what if the men want to be torn apart?

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inside of me are two wolves. i'm getting eiffel towered by wolves....

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@nosilverv what does this post say? i can't read it. i keep getting distracted

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why even shower if i get covered in sweat again the moment i step outside. starting to understand aella tbh

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two people is much more than twice as strong as one people

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friction, specifically friction involving other people, is a major source of luck. reducing friction reduces your surface area of luck https://t.co/N5r4HOH5C1

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shakira law be like: thou hips shalt not lie

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make one mistake

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nails everywhere for those with the hammers to hammer them

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i dunk in and then i do nut

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@basilYam @sivori funnily enough claude squad (@davidshimel ) is mostly dudes

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genuinely starting to think the Hinge filter was a psyop created to decrease the fertility rate https://t.co/ZW0f1p0PoZ

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she bob on my dylan till im blowing in the wind

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Ok the hank green ai controversy is stupid as hell. anti ai psychosis is real

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boomer voice: claude is like my wife. i tell her what to do, i let her cook, when she does something wrong i swear at her, she uses up all my money, and she won't let me have sex with her

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ironic — its women who truly want an Only Fan https://t.co/RLPKy6KCyp

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building a relationship with someone is like a building a city. early on you set the foundation, and it gets harder and harder to change things as time goes on

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sane clown posse be like: Magnets work because of tiny particles called electrons. These electrons spin and create small magnetic fields that line up together in materials like iron.

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is there a peptide that makes you stop sweating?

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@lillybilly299 can i get a tldr on this whole scott alexander/pinker drama. like what's happening. why does scott want to Kill Him

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i ain’t ‘fraid of no virgina woolf

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@isaacturnersong the duality of isaac https://t.co/kWLQZ80Nhr

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im the biggest slut in the world https://t.co/bFzuhh8fAN

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im a digger truther. this movie is gonna be good. i can feel it https://t.co/KUEzcwOr29

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sometimes dreams do come true https://t.co/ZBbdI19xSU https://t.co/RAYKhyO2N7

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the TL is on one right now https://t.co/kQDLtrM882

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seems like a lot of people, including myself, are still struggling to expand their imagination in terms of what they can do with ai. ai power users, please share some of your favorite and most interesting ways you've used ai personally!

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2016 was 10 years ago???

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loving feels awesome. i love loving!!!

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youre in for some mation

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reminder that this is happening at 4:00 PM today at Liz's Book Bar! we will be identified with this protein fella :) see yall there 👋 https://t.co/5YYN9cecQA https://t.co/ZJUrMgWFFx

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meet ur moots at OH tonight! https://t.co/WJPqpy2UOW

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@Duderichy i don't think that's a category. and i hate you now

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@Actualwebutante engagement bait overdrive: Engaged 😎😎😎

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i might be more of a people pleaser than i realized

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im hi! ama!

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ladies. he's Sangle https://t.co/NHCDHmGsVx

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this one really did a lot of AoE damage lol https://t.co/BpIGeEYiBt

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gathering interest: for my ai accelerator class, i am thinking about building a tool for determining what NYC neighborhood is a good fit for you based on your priorities (space, nightlife, etc.) and selling it for $1. dm or reply if interested! https://t.co/mr9xFwaz3Z

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the second edition of funplinks is here! check out the replies for my curated collection of bookmarked posts from this past week https://t.co/mvIMAlufQF

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https://t.co/uKvxVTjhPc https://t.co/TKosxTPEUv

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holy shit https://t.co/0t1uQ6zJmE

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https://t.co/eUXGvBnSoE https://t.co/yqw4Xxcttd

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/what's something you need help with? and if we're mutuals, what's something you need help with that you think i'm well suited to help with?

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STOP HURTING HIM https://t.co/z7bYWslmEP

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the road to heaven is paved with good intentions

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you dont see many ebeneezers these days

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@appleMechanic @emily_for_now this was inspired by my gf wearing emilys choker from vc LOL

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guys is this trve https://t.co/7GqfqU1Vsl

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thirst trap https://t.co/FHzzlD2Azp

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im so hungry i could eat two wolves!

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@srepsev pawg (professional ass white girl)

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i love my computer

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fuck/marry/kill: your mom, your mom, your mom

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i need to start doing my job but my twitter group chats are popping off. #firstworldproblems

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my job is just domming claude now. four years to get a cs degree and for what. just to repeatedly give this little bitch permission to write code for me? like a little slave? they got rid of master branch because of Woke but i'm still The Master

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the joker: https://t.co/tb1MfpeOV7

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i agree this isnt showing that women are shallow/picky but “the formula for women's attraction is basically: sum up a guy's positive qualities and subtract his negative ones” doesnt feel right to me either, or at least the “formula” is incredibly inscrutable probably even to the woman herself; words like “rizz” and “aura” and “vibe” gesture at this incredibly qualitative rather than quantitative aspect of attraction

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what’s your favorite quote?

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dog nose touched my hand. smile

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golly is the wasp version of oy vey and ai ya

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this is the only way in which i am autistic https://t.co/ygit5GhXe5

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@transgendererer i like my sex like i like my jazz: a lot

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“The unaided mind is surprisingly limited. It is things that make us smart. Take advantage of them.” https://t.co/WQ88yK4lAL

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twilight sparkle when you ask her to explain magic: https://t.co/CsVovCj6ym

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@MasterTimBlais a spectre is haunting the bay area: the spectre of polyamory

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its good to know im not the only one https://t.co/U6WZH4GoDJ

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sometimes i forget that the hampster is actually really smart https://t.co/HgtX9tzoTM

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@basilYam not a person, but one time i saw a bird choking on a small fruit and i was able to push it out of their mouth with a stick

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@tomieinlove this aint wordplay. this is wordbusiness

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this is two sentences https://t.co/z63II7nXn6

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75% say yes (notably, the same percentage as people who said their heart was open to love in my other poll) https://t.co/A5zSnDcYAM

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@deadkayfabe @ShawnNirappil @chrislakin lmao typo i meant men

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@noampomsky thats why lovers call each other baby

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i think im neurotypical with chinese characteristics

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this is why lovers both call each other baby https://t.co/HtQYFgPC0R

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sometime it takes a daytime beer and vagueposting to make it through the day

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what if im making a huge mistake

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i miss yesterday https://t.co/cX8IcxqmKw

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when the bodega shop owner complains to you for like five minutes about con artists trying to fuck up their store after you check out, that's how you know they trust you

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call me monogamous the way i hate fucking third person

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i just can't fucking deal with all this drama anymore https://t.co/ORfmTuwmmg

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this one actually speaks to me for once https://t.co/bmeh9Lme8R

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@confusionm8trix i love how he refuses to explain whats wrong w it lol

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are you more afraid of appearing naive or overly cynical?

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where the fuck do GIFs like this come from https://t.co/5cWxY2Xcrg

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and most of those tweets are from me https://t.co/GIdJsV69C0

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theyre doing this to me tonight. fingers crossed https://t.co/5ceLLd6uoE

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hurt my back so bad i get winded every time i stand up

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https://t.co/YfGjVOWfMM

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a lot of alpha in having a beer at work

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@afoidance literally both parts of that sentence are wrong

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maybe i've overindexed on the dying words of a chocolate gorilla 10:59 PM

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faux pas gangnam style

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investing early in this one https://t.co/DfANyUWa2v

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@The_Texian no! safe horny is different! safe horny is repressed! men need to be comfortable expressing horniness in a dominant masculine way that isnt threatening to women

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@majamediaco when my ex broke up with me last year i was functionally out commission for like months

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look at that spin. she spins! https://t.co/M4Lj594zuU

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76% of people believe their heart is open to love https://t.co/PdOfyoW2QI

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the corpochuds on linkedin have absolutely no idea how to deal with @daniellellecco and it's really funny to watch

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the power broker? i think it fixed her actually

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thats just all my followers https://t.co/2W4D1NkKHw

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i think for the past five years at least, my highest high has been higher than the previous year's

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@NailYourShoes thank god https://t.co/yncdPp2erk

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https://t.co/U9IvLmI9eM https://t.co/EcWIg9svGe

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@taniacezara1 https://t.co/kj38Docx12

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@majamediaco this made me look at my old notes out of curiosity and it reminded me that back when i had more social anxiety id draft texts to ppl in the notes app before sending them out lol (and i remember id paste it and then wait a few seconds before sending so it looked like i was typing) https://t.co/bXY6zmRMsb

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@SYNESTHEIZURE fuck: porn marry: video games kill: gambling

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sue she https://t.co/idelnySTCL

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happy pride! https://t.co/NJv7dOoUBR

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they said this to me last night https://t.co/Rc6rCl7q6w

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@WayOfTheCrane @deadkayfabe @chrislakin ok tbf these are not contradicatory bc ur first comment was claiming that he DIDNT know that hes the reason no one wants to be with him

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unfortunately i can only enjoy the e-clipse online

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i feel so appreciated for my strengths in this community. thank u guys so much

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seems true in my experience https://t.co/MZp0jWbpE4

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@severeengineer cis women

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gm. the sun will no longer set later than 8pm in nyc this year https://t.co/Xzx4MkvyC2

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@projectionheart @hahacomputer https://t.co/MP049tvrgN

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Should I do a Space

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@grok NINETEEN??????

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@basilYam what was that thing @kenthecowboy_ said? he got a girlfriend and then all this dating discourse shit just became completely uninteresting to him? inshallah this happens for us all

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mary: https://t.co/eEZaepqzTr

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im a wrapper for claude for my girlfriend

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@SYNESTHEIZURE the actual answer, ofc, is that you respond to the question with this particular response

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@hopes_revenge honorable hampster

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@maebichka can u tell me about the central asian language continuum?

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@lumpwazhere i dont think i really internalized what a weird phrase that was when i first skimmed this post lol. hoping for some clarification as well

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@maggistratus yeah exactly lol. all my male friends respect women. bc if they dont i stop being their friend!

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@hopes_revenge @ilovechewtoys he is and i am roughly on his side in this particular argument but haus admittedly did drop a heater lol

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everything reminds me of her https://t.co/64kpbXK7H6

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@thewreathwright thats me!

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@mishapathy @MasterTimBlais give me your bank account password.

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to make her wet, be like water. send tweet